"Horrendously organized. One must go up to get down. Signs lead to locked doors. The map is useless."
Art Museum
· Paris, France
9.1"Beware: depending on who's in the kitchen "medium" spicy can range from zero spice to "oh God, oh God, I'm going to die.""
Indian
· Minneapolis, United States
7.9"Remarkably pleasant for an airport hotel. Staff great. Bed decent. Restaurant food better than average."
Hotel
· Newark, United States
4.5"Everything Omelet here will cure anything. Hangovers, malaria, polio, anything."
Breakfast
· Minneapolis, United States
8.2"10am on a Monday, driver's license renewal took less than 15 minutes. Avoid lunch and process is swift."
Government
· Minneapolis, United States
"Really good. Enormous portions. A "large" is three meals. Also, "hot" is Minnesota hot. Aim high if you want real spice."
Chinese
· Minneapolis, United States
7.4