"Dear receptionist minion, just because I'm wearing jeans and a t-shirt does not mean I'm too poor to avail of the Premier Service Center."
"Staffed by mouth breathers."
"Paranoid shop assistant asshole seems to believe that photography outside the damn shop is prohibited."
"New smoking area outside; much less crowded than Lobster Bar at the Shang."
"They're now enforcing the dress code - even on weekends. No t-shirts or trainers please. Good job."
"If you ever have the urge to eat your body weight in oscietra, the Sunday brunch is the place."