Tim Platschorre

"We had a large party, and the waitress kept up no problem. My burger and fries were great, and someone else at the table said their burrito was really good as well."

"Owner is a dick. Threatened to punch a female performer in the face. Find someplace else to go."

"Pay attention to what your ticket includes. General admission doesn't include the sharks! Booo!"

"Yes, it's empty. Empty of people. The cats don't count. Neither do I, if you're going to get technical. It's empty of people besides me."

"Frozen meatballs are in the meat department."

"Just saved 30 cents a gallon, 12 hours after the other stations in town raised their prices."