Louise Noxel

"Strawberry custard tarts are underwhelming... Don't buy the big one."

"Afternoon tea with Hendrick's Gin and Tonic was fab! Would have preferred a couple less cakes and more sandwiches though! Sugar overload."

"Blue cheese filet was amazing!"

"Put your weights back, use deodorant and wear appropriate clothing... lots of meatheads that think they are exempt from the above..."