"Get your dick sucked by a young co-ed, it's glorious."
Event Space
· United States
"No pants, lettin all my three inches hang low!"
Food Truck
· New Albany, United States
"Negative ghost ridder, the pattern is full... With my johnson."
Karaoke
· New Albany, United States
"Find a chick on rumspringer to try the real Amish "Pie!""
Farmers Market
· Bird in Hand, United States
8.6"Ladies love the log ride because they get wet!"
Amusement Park
· Eureka, United States
8.2"Butterflies love penis though."
Garden
· Cincinnati, United States
8.7