Luke Rzewnicki

"Fuck this place. Horrible service. Messing bathrooms. Although great margarita specials..."

"As mayor of the bowflex, I propose more bowflexing."

"Cool spot, free pool table or at least it was when I was there because someone broke the coin slot. Basement downstores for additional partying."

"Portions are insane-o. We split a scramble and still boxed it to go. Awesome space, great lighting a must. Magic 8 ball says I'll be back again."

"A great, quaint record store. Nice relaxing listening stations in the window bays. Slightly pricey for some reissues, but I know they gotta pay the rent."

"Nothing to write home about. Had better beers and pub food in other parts of Portland."