Lush

"hey your ladies is out of tissue he nodded his head and when i went in there 15 minutes later i had to grab napkins from the counter cause he was too lazy to put tp in the ladies"

"for your free sample beverage you should at least try the Oakheart....its tasty"

"Since we like the food we have put up with the shitty service......but tonight i got some partially uncooked chicken......never again will we darken this dining establishment"

"Around St paddy's day the irish soda bread is always 2/$5"

"The horchata is very good......not grainy like some places.....and not too sweet either"

"Put your butts in a can!"