"Don't leave for the beach without washing the wares first. Big mistake."
Home (private)
· Trinidad and Tobago
"Don't sweep at night. It's bad luck, I guess."
Home (private)
· Trinidad and Tobago
"Da exit looks like da front. You will look like a dummy when the man tells you where to walk."
Grocery Store
· Bon Accord Village, Trinidad and Tobago
6.9"Don't fall asleep after 12 beers when you're sharing a room with your mom. She gets locked out."
Hotel
· Lawrence, United States
7.1"Beware of the Doodle, Maximus."
Home (private)
· Estes Park, United States
"Load the shotgun. The Coyotes tramp all over and wake you up 5:00am. Grrrrrrrrr"
Home (private)
· Estes Park, United States