"The BLT has more bacon on it than you can finish...I feel my arteries clogging...in a good way."
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· San Diego, United States
8.2"The crazy bat downstairs will eat your soul if you slam doors."
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· Cedar Rapids, United States
"Don't walk around naked - the creep across the street has binoculars."
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· Clive, United States
"As newly elected Mayor (thank you to the people), I now declare all patrons of this fine establishment will rock 'n' roll all night and party everyday. Amen."
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· San Diego, United States
"I'm mayor I'm mayor I'm mayor. Suck on that JNugs."
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· San Diego, United States
"There is no blue grey car, it's actually grey. Don't believe anything else you may hear. Bitches be trippin'"
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· San Diego, United States