"Last time I tried something this salty was when I accidentally got caught in a bukkake session"
"Came here for the free flow flirting. The only thing that was flowing freely was the constant barfing coming from the toilet due to the weak ass sandwiches. Hate."
"The address is actually 723"
"Harold Shipman printed off at least 51 death certificates here"
"Apparently Gary glitter shoved a bunch of Cambodian toddlers through one of the printers here to disguise his paedo tenancies."
"Heard an associate from a major media company got his penis printed here"