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Maria Thomas

Maria Thomas

Los Angeles, ca
  • 4 Tips
  • 20 Followers
  • 15 Following
  • 2 Lists
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    "Contrary to the title, the spoons here are in fact, quite square."
    Maria ThomasMaria Thomas · January 16, 2012
    Ice Cream
    · Tarzana, United States
    5.9
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    "Beware of the corner table deck seagull. He can smell your fear. Also, browse for your new yacht next door while waiting for your table buzzer to start talking to you."
    Maria ThomasMaria Thomas · December 9, 2011
    Seafood
    · Santa Barbara, United States
    8.5
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    "My tip for the employees of Portos if you want to avoid a crossaint induced coronary: Never get high on your own supply."
    Maria ThomasMaria Thomas · December 9, 2011
    Cuban
    · Burbank, United States
    9.3
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    "Don't mess with it."
    Maria ThomasMaria Thomas · July 31, 2011
    City
    · United States