Mary Fountaine

"Actually handicap accessible. Corner room even!"

"Chef Dan is amazing. Best seafood anywhere, no joke."

"Armed & Dangerous"

"Check the chair before you sit down in a lecture hall. Some are super stiff, some so wobbly they'll pitch you onto the floor."

"Besides the spoiled cape brats, the people here are actually some of the nicest you'll meet. Tons of assistance for non-traditional students."

"This is where the locals eat."