Matthew Willis

"Thanks for the new furniture in baggage claim."

"If you have a small party, sit next to the pizza kitchen. It's fascinating to watch and makes the wait for your food fly by."

"Get off my lawn."

"Excellent bratwurst special! Just be sure to get there early. They close at 19h!"

"Really fast service and excellent food."

"In a hurry? Don't take the smaller elevator adjacent to the front desk. You can measure it's speed in millennia. The larger elevator to the left of the front desk and down a couple steps is faster."