Mattie Chandler

"Most prices just went up around fifty cents. Bring extra change."

"Get a jumbo fritz; you feel pretty badass holding that huge mofo."

"The only place in Vancouver where both the sun and the moon are actually serious business."

"This Starbucks isn't a company owned one, so they won't take most coupons, discounts and don't honor some promos that other Starbucks stores have. Starbucks partner? Go to 49th and Fraser!"