"Don't worry about wiping your ass before you arrive - Barry will lick it clean for you."
Bar
· Nashville, United States
"I'm in a rush to get to my next gate. If your children are in my way I will not stop for them. Be advised."
Terminal
· Atlanta, United States
"I looked in just now to see one guy in the place sitting at the bar. He wasn't wearing a shirt."
Dive Bar
· Nashville, United States
6.1"Not an appropriate place to jerk off."
Airport Service
· Romulus, United States
5.9"Brand new car had grease on the drivers seat. Didn't see it and ruined my pants."
Rental Car
· Romulus, United States
6.4"Get here REAL early (ie 5 am) and you can sit anywhere you wish!"
Gate
· Cleveland, United States