Max

"Only branch I've seen that has a native music rack and a prominent VHS collection. Plus, suspiciously good '80s hip hop selection."

"Pray to Yahweh"

"The greatest comic shop in north America is here: the Beguiling. If a guy, buy a volume of Preacher. If a girl, Fables (vol. 1). If you're cool, Transmetropolitan."

"Classic TO patio but don't get the house brew, because it is swill."

"Don't do it. Go across the street to big fat burrito instead. Even if in mood for shwarma. Your mouth and stomach will thank you."

"Look across from starbucks. See 'Type'? Walk in. Appreciate the eclectic magazine selection. Now approach the rightward shelves and pick up a copy of 'The Unbearable Lightness of Being.' Read."