Mark Mcclennon

"Room 12: can recommend if you fancy sleeping in a sauna over a disco."

"Hotel in dire need of refurb. My "deluxe" room didn't even have power at the (scruffy) desk in the room - was told that they'd send me an extension cable instead. My tip? Don't."

"Main tip? Avoid Gatwick. It's a shambles of an airport. You'd be better off landing at Bristol and hitching."

"Really nice hotel but paying for wifi? They'll be charging us to flush the toilet next. Just because you can charge, doesn't mean you should!"

"Carry hand luggage only unless you want to be sitting around for hours marveling at the incompetence, waiting for your bags."