Mean Goat

"Read about the service while I waited. Figured the food would be worth it, cuz it usually is. But not here. Biscuits hard, thick skin on the gravy, sausage like rubber. No more CB near a big city 4 me"

"I wouldn't go into Walgreen's even to use the bathroom, unless I was peeing on its ashes."

"Hi Mayor H!"

"Where my produce gets produced"

"Grizzly costs more here than at a convenience store"

"Hot dog, all the way, with the red slaw. $1.25 well spent."