Melissa Schmidt

"The Second Coming will probably happen before I get out of this check out line. So fucking ridiculous."

"They don't sell cleats."

"Lines are always way too long and not enough cashiers."

"The worst odor in here is not even from the animals."

"You can get two different flavors in one scoop! Try the cinnamon and apple pie together."

"Their own brands are excellent and much cheaper than the brand name items."