Joseph Stromski

"The Strawberry Blonde is back. Quit what you're doing and go get one now."

"Remember that the adoption area is open from noon to 6 p.m."

"Try the Wandering Cow. Have Nicole or Jo pour it for you."

"Nose plugs are a must, but the John Mayer on the radio was a plus."

"Drink plenty of water before coming here. They love it when you pee all over the place."

"This is where the magic happens."