Michael Heller

"The people are fun and the booze is cheap. Also, free boat rides!"

"I'm impressed, which doesn't often happen. Fresh rosemary in my drink. Amazing craft cocktails."

"Great beer selection and the staff is friendly and helpful. Lots of old world charm. And free popcorn!"

"The bartender would only swipe my card one time in an entire night. A bit absurd considering I was buying three drinks at a time."

"Great amenities. Pool, hot tub, two fire pits, food and booze. All inclusive for one low rate."

"Be careful, the Tres Pugos gang hangs out here, and they're ruthless. Violet is the "Godmother" and she'll own you."