Mike Holland

"Nice relaxing atmosphere, but there is a shrew reptilian amphibious slithering lollygager who resides here that will more than likely shank you upon arrival."

"The new manager Kevin, along with the rest of the staff, are very friendly"

"Just spent 20 minutes picking out a car stereo and after all that the dude gives me the wrong one. After charging my card and walking out, I realized I was overcharged and am now having to exchangewow"

"This subway has spinach and pepper jack cheese. Money."

"Words can't describe the rigor and shame that occurs in these four walls. Enter if you dare."

"If you have any questions. Call 1.800.EAT.SHIT"