Michael DeMoss

"The internet access is spectacular unimpressive. Consider using your cellphone as a hotspot if you have a signal."

"Nachos are delicious! Look for the half-price app specials."

"Jasper is cray cray and loves her ass and ears scratched."

"Night desk manager is rude, obnoxious, and unprofessional. Do yourself a favor and stay somewhere else."

"No slot machine accepts a $1 bill. $5 minimum."

"Cheapest food in the airport but you're going to pay more than $5 for your foot-long. Iced tea is on the soda fountain, not brewed, and tastes awful."