Michael Danko

"If you eat breakfast in the morning, try getting biscuits pre made with sausage, egg, cheese, bacon, or whatever you want. They don't always ring up everything if they're lazy"

"Be careful if you're playing against Bonhag in Fifa. He's better than he looks if he's been drinking."

"Until they want to take WD-40 to it, don't use the squeaky door"

"If its a nice day, you can get to the roof on the 3rd floor and look at people below."

"If you like the Santorini but don't want all of the rice, get the sandwich, but ask for Pita on the side. You still get everything that comes in it but the bread is separate,"

"Watch us come home on the weekends. Funniest shit ever."