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Michael Smith
San Francisco, CA
- 29 Tips
- 130 Followers
- 139 Following
- 2 Lists
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- Los Angeles
- Hanalei
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- Kettleman City
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Michael's Top Cities
Los Angeles
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Hanalei
1 Tip
San Francisco
26 Tips
Kettleman City
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"Totally thought this was the red light district. Came for a happy ending but left with a latte and a full battery. 10/10 would fuck around and find out again."
Electric Vehicle Charging Station
· Kettleman City, United States"Totally thought this was a car body shop on a drunken night out. Came in to fix my bumper, left with my body rekt. 10/10 would fuck around with bumpers again."
Gym and Studio
· San Francisco, United States"Totally thought this was a massage parlor on a drunken night out. Came in for deep tissue, left with cheesefoam fuckery. 10/10 would fuck around with boba again."
Bubble Tea
· San Francisco, United States"Totally thought this was a 7-11 on a drunken night out. Came in for a slushy, left with a belly full of cheese. 10/10 would cum again."
Italian
· San Francisco, United States"Totally thought this was a driving range on a drunken Saturday night. Came in to hit balls. Came out with popcorn in my butthole. 10/10 would movie again."
Movie Theater
· San Francisco, United States"Totally thought this was a car dealership on a drunken night out. Came in for a good deal on a used Honda Accord, left with a belly full of dumplings that made me have orgasms for days."
Chinese
· San Francisco, United States
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