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Mike Cevallos

Mike Cevallos

Muskegon, MI
  • 22 Tips
  • 21 Followers
  • 7 Following
  • 2 Lists
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Streamwood
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Naperville
12 Tips
Roselle
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Scottsdale
1 Tip
Mesa
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Aurora
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    "A complete, utter madhouse. Part restaurant, part roller derby. When not busy crashing into you, people tend to sample the food w/their fingers. Gross. Economically diverse crowd."
    Mike CevallosMike Cevallos · November 2, 2010
    Buffet
    · Aurora, United States
    6.0
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    "The food was ok, I guess. It was impossible to enjoy the meal, however, b/c our waiter had the most God-awful raging case of B.O. *ever*! It was a miracle my wife didn't vomit."
    Mike CevallosMike Cevallos · September 1, 2010
    Italian
    · Naperville, United States
    6.6
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    "The salespeople are trained to hound you to death. The second you walk in, they pounce. I had to hide behind a 1980s couch to ditch the vultures long enough to make my escape."
    Mike CevallosMike Cevallos · August 31, 2010
    Furniture and Home Store
    · Streamwood, United States
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    "Earn your Man Card by conquering the Toughguy Burger! Make sure to get it w/extra cheese & bacon. Life is short. Make it shorter!"
    Mike CevallosMike Cevallos · May 4, 2010
    Uncategorized
    · Naperville, United States
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    "Where do I begin? Service *sucks*! So bad, in fact, it's a perverse work of art. And then ... wait for it ... they make u PRE-PAY for ur food & drinks!! Trailer park low budget Wankerville to the MAX!"
    Mike CevallosMike Cevallos · May 4, 2010
    Night Club
    · Aurora, United States
    6.3
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    "The gravy is indistinguishable from snot."
    Mike CevallosMike Cevallos · May 2, 2010
    American
    · Naperville, United States
    8.2