"The Singapore Sling is excellent here. Be careful not to shit your pants in the short time betwixt finishing your third and ordering your fourth."
Bar
· Houston, United States
8.1"Be polite. Stay a while. Smoke weed. Enjoy the merriment."
Park
· Houston, United States
"I went to school here. They stressed the values of intolerance, violence, narrow mindedness and greed. Scary place. Don't drink the blood."
Preschool
· Houston, United States
"Try the Brooklyn Brown Ale because it's fantacular and you look drinking it in the nude. Or... Yeah."
Bar
· Houston, United States
7.5"Pub Affliction is one of Houston's finest drinkerys. Some of the best silicone in town can be found sucking idiot beverages and blowing dudes in the bathroom."
Sports Bar
· Houston, United States
6.9"Caroline Root endures at least one marriage proposal every time she sets her pretty little foot in this joint."
Irish
· Houston, United States
8.8