Missy Reed

"There is some girl with tattoos that seems to be spouting off at the mouth about guns and thieves and robbers. I think she is a vigilante and lives here. Comes home around 8 every night. Watch out."

"Beware of the drunken Jersey Irishman that staggers in the area around 2 AM on the weekends."

"I would have to say this is one of the best lattes in all of center city."

"What out for those 2 white terrorists!! The larger one tends to escape the throes of the dungeon and run onto the sidewalk!"