Mychal Hornbeck

"This motel 6 is a straight shithole"

"Try playing full contact football in the toy isle. Security does not react quickly so you can probably get at least two quarters play before they attempt to kick you out"

"Don't let tylor rape you"

"Wear your Kevlar and keep them clips loaded when you come to my hood"

"The only on site rental car companies are enterprise, dollar, Avis, and hertz. For thrifty, national, and Alamo, you'll need to catch a shuttle on island two."

"Don't take pictures or videos of old man Rudy. He will freak the fuck out."