Natalie Vowell

"All their bacon is made from turkey (not bacon)."

"As of 01-16-21, lobby closed for app/preorder pickups. You’ll need to get in the drive-thru line to pick up your order."

"Unimpressive. A religion of people who literally crusaded around converting and/or murdering people for 2000+ years can’t do better than a 198ft sheet metal statue?"

"They work very hard to keep restrooms clean, which is apparently a monumental and ceaseless undertaking in rural Missouri."

"Laundry machines are free, but bring your own detergent. Also, there’s a nice paved bike trail and walking path just behind the south exit of the hotel."

"Don’t set your things down to get your money before ordering. You will be presumed a loiterer and ordered to leave by a rudely territorial employee."