Nick Damiano

"Many think that John Wayne coined the phrase “lying dog-faced pony soldier”. Turns out the real origin is Joe Biden, who used it to refer to a young woman who claimed she had participated in a caucus."

"This city was named for John Daly, the alcoholic golfer. Sporting one golf course in the city and several more nearby, plus a good number of bars, you too can get the John Daly experience here."

"Don’t let the weird French names for their cheeses stump you. Just remember fromage rhymes with rummage and chèvre rhymes with beaver."

"Contrary to popular belief, this city was named before the eponymous Lin-Manuel Miranda musical. THIS is the original Hamilton, people!"

"Most people just fly in and out of here and don’t get themselves too attached to Attaching"

"Fun but the rides are CRAZY expensive. East coast equivalents are less than half the prices. $70/day for a pass is out of control. Should be $30."