Ridgely Dodge

"Next time I have my own screaming kid and want to be gouged for a family friendly bar with sub par food in order to avoid getting a babysitter I will come back here. Not being facetious, it'll happen"

"It's called 'Cabanose', get it!"

"If you see me here I'm very drunk"

"The perfect place for yuppies to "slum it" without stepping foot in BK. I once wasn't allowed in for wearing a tank top that said "Brooklyn" on it"

"It's like slow food but... you know... faster"

"$6 for a well shot and a pbr during happy hour is pretty standard around these parts but $5 for a tecate and a shot of sauza anytime, all the time? You can't get much better than that"