Nick Jewell

"Great menus for lunch and dinner - booking recommended!"

"Great beach for windsurfing - 200m walk from Greenhill car park"

"In case your phone battery is low (especially when your Uber is 10 mins or more away), there’s a plug socket between the lifts after Row R, but sssshhh, it’s our little secret..."

"Surprisingly deep selection of malts, small batch gins and antipodean rums!"

"Superior onion bhaji, but the chilli paneer was even better! Main courses oily though. If doing a Coulsdon takeaway run, consider getting mains from T.Raj and starters from here?"

"New name, same grotty and shambolic Costa Spectrum service. Avoid during Flames intermissions unless you're quick or have the patience of a saint!"