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"Shane, it would be a nice track, but there is more sand on the greens than in the bunkers and the tee boxes are plagued by weeds."

"The nachos. You want to build your own nachos. With the queso. And put them inside your face. Immediately. Stop reading this, you are wasting valuable eating time."

"Wifi password is "oakt1""

"My friend Jary gets his hair cut here. He likes it. He is always talking about Hank the barber and his huge biceps. Jary is weird."

"HALP! I ate too many pizza!"

"Wright State has been prestigiously ranked as the 2nd best university in all of Dayton, Ohio since the late 1800's."