Nigel Perera

"""Literally" to die for"?? Like, people have ACTUALLY died for this dessert? If not, don't bandy around "literally" yo"

"It's all about the goats cheese with acacia honey, but this seafood stew is a close second. Staff passionate about Portuguese food"

"When you can only get midstrength beer at the ground, try level 2 Coventry end for a soothing Carlton Draught - open to all"

"Stand on the right goldarnit"

"Let the excellent staff recommend for you; the food, cakes, coffee (and view) are all superb"

"Fuckhead magnet is right. Avoid."