WMDiva

"Worse hotel I've stayed at in a long time. Cigarette burns in the floor, AC broken, tv out, and the mattress was horrible."

"If your key card doesn't light up the door lock, tell the front desk before they make the new key. Make sure they take it to the back room to get it fixed. Otherwise it's another trip back down."

"Keep the bread off of the counter."

"Zombies aren't so bad."

"I don't hear what you said the first time. Could you repeat that?"