Sam Ornbo

"Amazing chocolate and caramel cheesecake. I need to go to sleep now."

"Waste your hard earned money by purchasing speedy boarding through Easyjet. You may not arrive at your destination any earlier, but you will get to squash into the plane a little earlier than others."

"Good gin and tonic."

"Avoid nappy changing time."

"The best greasy spoon in Wandsworth!"

"Thai food does not suck here. We found it really tasty."