Paul McCluskey

"The valet is super slow. Give yourself an extra 30 minutes here."

"Be very careful. They will try to slip additional, unnecessary charges and services on to your routine service bill."

"Avoid the low grade meat they use in their burgers. Five Guys is right across the street and way better for burgers."

"Try another airport. Maybe one with more freedom, like Pyongyang."

"This place is a nightmare. Avoid at all costs. Not tourist or business friendly. In fact, give Jamaica a swerve in general. Go to one of the developed nations around it. Even Cuba is more efficient."

"If you order the gourmet burger, you will be saying "Where's the beef?" Giant bun, teeny, tiny patty. Also, the kids spaghetti sauce is Chef Boyardee quality or worse."