Pablo Cortez

"Only ghetto, prostitutes, religious activists, crazies and sketchy people come to this one."

"Smells like a funeral."

"Tall, extra hot, dirty chai with no water. Your caffeine buds will thank you. For hot days, try it iced."

"The employees here are ridiculously friendly."

"Oh jes, ay kan espeek inglish."

"You can never go wrong with a beef fajita taco and a sweet tea for a quick snack."