PAINTERCOM

"You don't have to do much to be mayor of this place! Could do with dropping comic sans off the cocktail menu and playing better music..."

"If you're English you'll be wasting your time being polite, you will not get served"

"Why buy the cow when you've got steak a home?"

"Talk to Tracey about her work, don't blindly slag it off just ask her about it, she's a good egg."

"Oh, and try to avoid making your arms bigger than your legs... it just looks weird guys!"

"Sometimes there are spare towels under the desk"