Patrick Taylor

"Irish Lounge. I go here instead if the Dilmun."

"They treated me like a criminal!"

"If you're here for a class, get a free soda in the fridge under the coffee pot."

"Evidently the kitchen is no longer open in Saturdays."

"Have a wood project that needs sanding? Bring it here; the toilet paper will do a fine job. Nice, clean place though (even if it is in Mississippi). "

"Get with Bijou. He'll hook you up with food and beds."