P Freitas

"Better for lunch. But don't expect staff to pay any attention past 5pm to your table. Also, Messed up orders are commonplace here."

"Great if you crashed your Labaron but ill-suited to deal with cars post 2007. Kind of a joke really."

"Watch out for poop!"

"CRT's in the room? It's 2011. Get into it."

"The Paris has gone from a staple of Vegas to a sad shell of what once was. Kinda like Lindsay Lohan. Check out the Cosmo."

"Jim the bartender needs to learn to talk and/or just 'Thank you.'"