Re Alvarez

"World's Largest Clock often shows wrong time!"

"Touch the foot!!"

"Avoid movies in Theater 9, the screen has a big shiny patch right in the center. The speakers sometimes go out in the middle of the movie. Also, I think they only clean halls once a day, so no need to"

"This mall is a real ghetto, avoid it as much as possible. Don't visit after dark."

"Smoked salmon and pancakes were great. Not enough fruits on pancakes. Burgers were really sad. Don't order burgers. They were tasteless."