Aaron Renzelmann

"pushing the west elevator button calls both. if you need to get to the basement use the east ele button. apparently no one seems to figure this out."

"don't feed the bums."

"Rent a surfboard & a wetsuit and give Great Lake Surfing a whirl for an amazing price!"

"Ultimate cheeseburger is amazing"

"Store now has beer!"

"Best time to bomb is late evening/night. Otherwise, be prepared to dodge cupcakes walking dogs that let the leash fully extend, ignorant douches that don't move, people taking up entire path, etc."