Rob Alan

"Espresso milkshakes 👌🏻"

"My dear fellows and ladies, if it's whiskey you desire, skip the Library and buy the book at Paydirt."

"I was just told it's policy to give priority to those with their name on The List, regardless of whether you were there when your name was called or not. You can leave and still get a seat quickly."

"The breadsticks. They're different from other Pizza Hut breadsticks, and they're delicious."

"All of their baked goods I've ever had have been delicious. Definitely get one with your coffee."

"Quite an inhospitable place if you're trying to recover from a long and excruciating birth process. Rm 12 is especially loud, right next to reception and access doors."