Rob O

"Time is not of the essence here."

"Don't expect them to be quick or polite."

"Don't expect to get help when you need it. They won't leave you alone when you don't."

"Now that the naked machines are here you get to get a nude photo scan or a "gentle massage""

"You can opt out of the naked scanner here by saying opt out"

"Opting out is the best idea. Ya know to retain your civil rights"