Robert Balentine

"Sam Adams Seasonal on draft!"

"If you are a UFO member on a budget, get the fire sale beers, they're cheaper and only rarely repeat. Can get some more expensive pints that way."

"Here, I'll make a location called poser's palace and you can mayor that up, too!"

"Hey, let's copy a real location so we can be mayor!"

"They only have 1 bartender on weekends, takes forever to get a drink."

"Extremely slow service."