John G.

"Order the special fried chicken with tempura vegetables for the most delicious 5lb-of-food heart attack you'll ever have the pleasure of eating."

"Talk to Andy exclusively, he's the best for sure."

"Seconding the banana and walnut French toast. I think I've died and gone to walnutty heaven."

"Ice costs 25 cents and there's a $100 security deposit when you check in. Also I never did figure out how to log in to the wifi, I Just used Torch Light Inns from across the street."

"Fisher, one more alarm and this mission's over!"