Russell Sherwood

"Chicken goujon wrap is the best - must try!"

"Recommended for something a bit different! One third dry cleaning, one third Japanese bookstore, one third private BYOB karaoke rooms!"

"I'm disappointed at the lack of tea and coffee making facilities here! --- Rozczarowany brakiem herbaty i kawy w pokojach!"

"Pint of lemonade was £4.30... Bizarrely more expensive than beer and the energy drinks!"

"The mayor of Russell and Michael's House gets a free blowjob."

"Try peanut butter milkshake. Best make it large because you'll regret it if you get the small one!"