Ryan Seneff

"Turk au lait is something to write home about."

"$1 gelato nah mean?"

"It's a mistake not to come here when the opportunity arises. Those who want to open bars near universities should take notes. It's everything a student could want."

"Замечательное место, но не дают пароль Wifi."

"This is literally what you'll find."

"Frankly, this place reeks. It's literally the opposite of Berlin's Prenzlauer Berg. Here, you'll find plenty of TryHards and zero altbaguettes. Visit Barnesville,, Ohio's Senefelder Platz instead."